
“I’m going home to see my mother.”
“Oh, is it her birthday?”
“Nope. I just love my mother, and she loves flowers.”
Why does my ex boyfriend Uriah keep texting me to hang out with him and my stepbrothers and follow him on twitter with winky faces?!
Just stahp buddy, I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish…
justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
you forgot the time he wore overalls to meet the prime minister of Canada
Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Alfonso Ribeiro, and DJ Jazzy Jeff perform a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air medley on The Graham Norton Show 24th May 2013 [x]
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
The Sociological Cinema There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)